February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
It's not that I believe God doesn't exist. It's...
friendlyatheist:
highlanderhufflepuffhugmachine:
I mean, sure, there COULD be a God.
There could also be invisible, pink, floating unicorns that eat rainbow light.
But if there’s no evidence that they exist, why would I think they do?
Atheism: The natural default position of not believing in shit that has no evidence to support it
Great summary.
-FA
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
patunes:
if you dont want me to fall in love with you then dont like the pictures i post of myself its as simple as that
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dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
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farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance